THOUGHT OF THE DAY
YOU MAY NEED A NEW DOCTOR IF....
** During surgery he has to keep repeating that 'thigh bone connected to the knee bone' song.
** All his Medical books are from the Time-Life 'Do-it-Yourself Series'.
** He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.
** He has an assistant named Igor.
** Your can beat him in a game of Operation.
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